andrewlloydwebber:

sir that’s my emotional support papier-mache musical box, in the shape of a barrel-organ attached, the figure of a monkey in persian robes playing the cymbals

(Source: andrewlloydwebber, via rrueplumet)

happy new year i just got in a fight with my mom about my brother and she started crying so im a bitch now i guess

unfaggy:

new years party planning

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!

SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.

“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”

No.

They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

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every time i see the word peonies without context

spacemancharisma:

chaoticharbinger:

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I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS

BUT I KNOW A

BITCH

WHEN I SEE ONE

(via bloodydelirium)

pukicho:

pyrexiabog:

pukicho:

What are YOUR resolutions for the new year?

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Back to Hell with you

(via turnfreebaby)

abracafuku:

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

(via kirby-ebooks)

randomslasher:

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props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever

(via morningsound15)

battlships:

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

And even better than their money, I get to be a cousin of the Addams Family. No one is more ride or die than them.

(via prideprejudce)

billie-lourd:

Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, but I am proud of what I am. And what is that? I am a librarian!

The Mummy (1999), dir. Stephen Sommers

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